Total Medals Earned: 124 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,695 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Game completed
Complete game in 150 years or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Complete all 30 levels
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 44/48 (450/500 points)
Win game with 20 points or more
Find the 3 hidden stars
won game with 30 points or more
Very Bad, popular music makes your ears bleed
Won the game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 17/30 (155/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/38 (5/500 points)
Win your first battle!
Completed Chapter I
Used Lina's Cursed Dagger
Used D's Dragon's Roar
Completed Guardian tree
Completed Healer tree
Completed Mage tree
Used Kaz's Rend
Completed Slayer tree
Used Mari's Snipe
Completed Thief tree
Completed Trickster tree
Completed Chapter II
Completed Chapter III
Completed Chapter IV
Complete all Defense quests
Used D's Dragon's Breath
Fished all Rares
Hackpicked all locked chests
Used Kaz's Hurricane
Used Lina's Lucky Strike
Used Mari's Magic Bullet
Completed Mercenary Defense
Achieved Pet level 10
Get gold on track 3 of Snowboard Extreme
Completed all Wanted quests
Completed the Bestiary
Completed Chapter V
Used Lina's Cyclone Dance
Used Kaz's Death's Gate
Clear out Doom Lair
Used D's Dragon's Rage
Clear out Giant Land
Clear out the Sunken Ruins
Used Mari's Trigger Happy
Completed all Wanted X quests
Clear out Lao Prison
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/460 points)
Kill your first enemy!
Kill 100 enemies
Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 200 Enemies
Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Kill 300 Enemies
Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Kill 400 Enemies
Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Kill Everyone!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (100/335 points)
Defeat the game!
Slay Goliath
Find a rare item.
Raise a full-grown dragon.
Max our your magic abilities.
Defeat Hard Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.